A daily dictionary of dirty words. Because it’s not polite to curse, but it’s even worse to do so poorly. You can also follow @BadWordOfTheDay on Twitter.Tumblr (3.0; @badwordoftheday)http://badwordoftheday.com/http://badwordoftheday.com/post/23085438594http://badwordoftheday.com/post/23085438594Mon, 14 May 2012 22:31:19 -0500<p><strong> Cock ring</strong> (kok ring)- n. a constrictive device placed around the base of the penis to restrict blood flow in order to maintain an erection.</p> <p>It didn’t end well when Dave panicked and tried using wire cutters to get the <strong>cock ring</strong> off.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22878105195http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22878105195Fri, 11 May 2012 21:32:02 -0500Cock ringCockringCock-ring<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Inj2Ch-oIX8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Is there anything funnier than some poor schmuck getting hit in the <strong>nuts</strong>?</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22820154992http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22820154992Thu, 10 May 2012 21:31:55 -0500<p><strong>Nuts</strong> (nuhts) -n. testicles.</p> <p>Is there anything funnier than some poor schmuck getting hit in the <strong>nuts</strong>?</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22820142517http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22820142517Thu, 10 May 2012 21:31:44 -0500Nuts<p><strong>Booze-whore</strong> (booz-hawr) -n. a woman who flirts with a guy without any romantic intentions in order to get him to pay for her drinks.</p> <p>Don’t waste your time on the blonde by the jukebox; that little <strong>booze-whore</strong> drained my wallet last Saturday.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22758061776http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22758061776Wed, 09 May 2012 21:31:10 -0500Booze-whoreBooze whoreBoozewhore<p><strong>Fluff</strong> (fluh) -v. to sexually arouse a male to achieve or maintain an erection.</p> <p>Well, for now I just <strong>fluff</strong> the guys between takes but I really want to direct.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22694236775http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22694236775Tue, 08 May 2012 21:32:07 -0500<p><strong>Shit</strong> (shit) -n. 1. excrement; feces. 2. an act of defecating; evacuation. 3. lies, exaggeration or nonsense. 4. something inferior or worthless. 5. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person. 6. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana. 7. stuff; belongings, possessions, mementos. 8. responsibilities, activities. 9. -v. to defecate. 10. -v. to exaggerate or lie to. 11. –interjection. (used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like.)</p> <p>Fuck that <strong>shit</strong>.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22630522118http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22630522118Mon, 07 May 2012 21:31:04 -0500<p><strong>Hung</strong> (huhng) -adj. having a large penis.</p> <p>Just once before I get married, I want to suck off a guy that’s <strong>hung</strong> like a porn star.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22564561093http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22564561093Sun, 06 May 2012 21:32:04 -0500<p><strong>Cream</strong> (kreem) -v. to ejaculate.</p> <p>That awkward moment when you <strong>cream</strong> yourself on the dance floor.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22489586094http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22489586094Sat, 05 May 2012 21:31:55 -0500<p><strong>Foot job</strong> (foot job) -n. the act of rubbing your feet on someone else’s penis, ideally to ejaculation.</p> <p>Dave offered a girl at Payless $20 for a <strong>foot job</strong> and she took him up on it.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22421325842http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22421325842Fri, 04 May 2012 21:31:21 -0500<p><strong>Peckerhead</strong> (pek-er-hed) -n. 1. the head or tip of the penis. 2. an idiotic male.</p> <p>Do you work at being such a <strong>peckerhead</strong> or does it just happen naturally?</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22361956573http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22361956573Thu, 03 May 2012 21:31:17 -0500PeckerheadPecker-headPecker head<p><strong>Fellatio</strong> (fuh-ley-shee-oh) -n. oral stimulation of the penis, especially to orgasm.</p> <p>Calling it <strong>fellatio</strong> doesn’t make you less of a cock-sucking whore.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22306029191http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22306029191Wed, 02 May 2012 23:39:25 -0500<p><strong>Duck butter</strong> (duhk buht-er) -n. 1. sweat that accumulates in between a man’s scrotum and anus. 2. sperm, cum.</p> <p>Dude, take a shower, you reek of rancid <strong>duck butter</strong>.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22238232124http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22238232124Tue, 01 May 2012 21:29:26 -0500Duck butter<p><strong>Pimp</strong> (pimp) -n. 1. One who manages or solicits customers for prostitutes in exchange for a percentage of their earnings. 2. a man who is successful with the ladies.</p> <p>Just like any other small business, government regulation and employee retention make it hard out here for a <strong>pimp</strong>.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22098940882http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22098940882Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:33:14 -0500<p><strong>Boobie</strong> (boob-ee) -n. a female breast.</p> <p>I’m just saying you wouldn’t think it was so adorable if I was the one who shit my pants while sucking on your <strong>boobie</strong>.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22021856525http://badwordoftheday.com/post/22021856525Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:32:20 -0500<p><strong>BJ</strong> (be jey) –n. a blowjob; oral sex performed on a man.</p> <p>The only thing on my bucket list is to get a <strong>BJ</strong> while eating a PB&amp;J.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21891419673http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21891419673Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:31:10 -0500BJB.J.B Jblowjob<p><strong>Jailbait</strong> (jeyl-beyt) -n. a girl under the legal age of content for sexual intercourse.</p> <p>I only flirt with <strong>jailbait</strong> for the satisfaction of rejecting the type of girls who rejected me when I was their age.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21826682535http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21826682535Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:29:36 -0500JailbaitJail-baitJail bait<p><strong>Shithead</strong> (shit-hed) -n. an incompetent, contemptible person; a stupid jerk.</p> <p>Hey <strong>shithead</strong>, stop pissing in our shower.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21764692059http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21764692059Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:37:38 -0500ShitheadShit-headShit head<p><strong>Asshole</strong> (as-hohl) -n. 1. the anus. 2. a contemptible, detestable person. 3. the worst part of an object or location.</p> <p>The golden rule revised: Just don’t be an <strong>asshole</strong> and you’re golden.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21692946660http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21692946660Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:32:51 -0500AssholeAss-holeAss hole<p><strong> Wad</strong> (wod) –n. the amount of cum emitted by a male’s orgasm.</p> <p>I sorry, but “shoot your <strong>wad</strong> in me” just doesn’t sound sexy no matter how you say it.</p>http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21624027601http://badwordoftheday.com/post/21624027601Sun, 22 Apr 2012 21:30:39 -0500