The Bad Word Of The Day

Dick around

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Dick around (dik uh-round) -v. to do nothing of value; to waste time.

Dave just dicks around at work and no one ever calls him on it, must be nice to be a manager.

Asswad

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:55:00 -0600

Asswad (as-wod) -n. an obnoxious person.

That asswad in the beamer took up two parking spaces and chucked his Starbucks cup into the hedges again.

Hard

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:30:06 -0600

Hard (hahrd) -adj. state of sexual arousal in males, having an erection.

She wants me to apologize for her Valentine’s Day card, but I think “I get hard every time you say my name” was a romantic thing to write.

Cooter

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:30:06 -0600

Cooter (koo-ter) -n. pussy.

My Daddy was a traveling choir robe salesman in the bible belt and he bragged that he had a cooter in every congregation.

Lay pipe

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 21:30:06 -0600

Lay pipe (ley pahyp) -v. to have sexual intercourse.

Haven’t seen my girl all week, but I’m gonna take her out to a nice dinner before we lay pipe tonight.

Knob

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Knob (nob) -n. 1. dick, penis. 2. the head or tip of the penis.

I always give her just enough foreplay to get my knob in, leaves ‘em wanting more.

Asswipe

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:30:06 -0600

Asswipe (as-wahyp) -n. 1. a worthless, annoying, pompous or contemptible person. 2. toilet paper.

My cheapo roommate started hiding the toilet paper he paid for, so when I need some asswipe I tear a page out of one of his notebooks.

Dickwad

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Dickwad (dikwod) -n. a stupid and ineffective male; a useless idiot.

No wonder our numbers are in the toilet; the entire sales force is full of dickwads.

Fucking

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Fucking (fuhk-in) -adj. 1. damned; confounded. 2. extremely. (used as an intensifier).

I fucking love you and I love fucking you.

Hit skins

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:30:06 -0600

Hit skins (hit skins) -v. to have sexual intercourse.

I’m still in shock; my baby and me were hitting skins last night and an Impala crashed right through our living room wall.

Prick

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Prick (prik) -n.1. a penis. 2. a guy who acts like a dick.

If you weren’t such a prick, I’d let you do more than buy me a drink.

Flaccid

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Flaccid (flas-id) -adj. soft and limp, not erect nor aroused.

Still handcuffed to the bed, Dave lay fat and flaccid waiting for the maid to rescue him.

Fag hag

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Fag hag (fag hag) -n. a woman who mainly associates with gay and bisexual men, or has gay and bisexual men as close friends.

I’m not a fag hag, I just don’t trust straight men.

Hair pie

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Hair pie (hair pahy) –n. vagina, pussy, bush; a woman’s wedge shaped pubic hair.

My most awkward sexual encounter in high school was when Meredith Palmer’s hair pie got caught on my braces.

Dickhead

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:30:06 -0600

Dickhead (dĭk’hěd’) -n. 1. a stupid, foolish, or contemptible person, a jerk. 2. The tip of the penis.

Don’t be a dickhead; leave a decent tip.

Penetrate

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:30:05 -0600

Penetrate (pen-i-treyt) -v. to enter a penis, digit or object into an orifice of the body.

Our heroine’s bosom heaved as the farm boy slowly penetrated her with his pulsating man muscle.

Knob-end

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:31:05 -0600

Knob-end (nob-end) -n. the tip of penis; dick head.

Popping a cherry ain’t all it’s cracked up to be; she was so tight, my knob-end felt like it was getting squeezed off.

4-way

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:30:06 -0600

4-way (fawr-wey) -n. a sexual encounter between four people; a foursome. See also four way.

No way we’re having a 4-way, too much stress and mess.

Fuckwad

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:49:25 -0600

Fuckwad (fuhk-wad) -n. an idiot who is beneath contempt. 2. jism expelled in an act of intercourse.

Your teacher isn’t a fuckwad, you just have a problem with authority.

Bash the bishop

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:00:05 -0600

Bash the bishop (bash the bish-uh’p) -v. to masturbate.

My most embarrassing moment was getting a suspension from Catholic school for bashing the bishop under the bleachers.