Asswipe
Asswipe (as-wahyp) -n. 1. a worthless, annoying, pompous or contemptible person. 2. toilet paper.
My cheapo roommate started hiding the toilet paper he paid for, so when I need some asswipe I tear a page out of one of his notebooks.
A daily dictionary of dirty words.
Because it's not polite to curse, but it's even worse to do so poorly.
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Asswipe (as-wahyp) -n. 1. a worthless, annoying, pompous or contemptible person. 2. toilet paper.
My cheapo roommate started hiding the toilet paper he paid for, so when I need some asswipe I tear a page out of one of his notebooks.