Bang
Bang (bang) -v. to fuck.
I banged my waitress behind the Olive Garden after her shift ended, so yeah, I had a good weekend.
Fondle
Fondle (fon-dl) -v. 1. to caress or hold the breast or genitals. 2. to handle or touch affectionately or tenderly.
Some creep in a suit tried to fondle me on the subway, so I smacked him in the face with my Kindle.
Rack
Rack (rak) -n. breasts.
You’re really lucky; your Mom has a great rack.
Pee
Pee (pee) 1. -v. to urinate. 2. -n. urine.
Yeah, your boyfriend’s hot but I wouldn’t drink his pee.
Bust a nut
Bust a nut (buhst ey nuht) -v. to ejaculate; to have sexual intercourse.
The way Melissa grinds, she’ll make you bust a nut on the dance floor.
Butt
Butt (buht) -n. the buttocks, the two fleshy protuberances forming the hump of the ass.
A guy in this chatroom just offered me $200 to let him eat butterscotch candies out of my butt.
Bunghole
Bunghole (buhng-hohl) -n. 1. the asshole. 2. cavity through which a cask is filled.
This whole place reeks like your bunghole after a Phish concert.
Oral
Oral (awr-uh l) -n. sexual activity involving stimulation of the genitals using the mouth, tongue, teeth or throat. See also fellatio and cunnilingus.
Melissa will only do oral, because swallowing is cheaper than birth control.
Squirts
Squirts (skwurts) -n. diarrhea.
I need a new excuse for skipping the status meeting, no one is gonna believe I got the squirts again this week.
Booty
Booty (boo-tee) 1. butt, a nice ass, especially female. 2. sexual intercourse.
Unless you’ve got a gold album hanging on the wall of your crib or a parrot perched on your peg leg, don’t call it “booty.”
Asshat
Asshat (as-hat) -n. an ignorant and obnoxious person; one who has their head up their butt.
I’m not saying my brother is a total asshat, but he wasn’t born with brown hair.
Hummer
Hummer (huhm-er) -n. a blowjob; oral stimulation of the penis.
Any hooker that’ll give you a hummer for twenty bucks had a different dick in her mouth twenty minutes ago.
Schlong
Schlong (shlawng) -n. the penis, especially one of an unusually large size. from the Yiddish shlang, literally “snake.”
Keep swinging your schlong around, I’m sure she’ll notice eventually.
Nipple
Nipple (nip-uh l) -n. protuberance of the breast; teat.
Melissa’s nipples look like gumdrops resting on silver dollars.