Penetrate
Penetrate (pen-i-treyt) -v. to enter a penis, digit or object into an orifice of the body.
Our heroine’s bosom heaved as the farm boy slowly penetrated her with his pulsating man muscle.
Knob-end
Knob-end (nob-end) -n. the tip of penis; dick head.
Popping a cherry ain’t all it’s cracked up to be; she was so tight, my knob-end felt like it was getting squeezed off.
4-way
4-way (fawr-wey) -n. a sexual encounter between four people; a foursome. See also four way.
No way we’re having a 4-way, too much stress and mess.
Fuckwad
Fuckwad (fuhk-wad) -n. an idiot who is beneath contempt. 2. jism expelled in an act of intercourse.
Your teacher isn’t a fuckwad, you just have a problem with authority.
Bash the bishop
Bash the bishop (bash the bish-uh’p) -v. to masturbate.
My most embarrassing moment was getting a suspension from Catholic school for bashing the bishop under the bleachers.
Dickbag
Dickbag (dikbag) –n. 1. an idiot, especially one who is mean or rude.
Every bar downtown is full of stuck up drama queens and dickbags fighting to buy them drinks.
Fuckstick
Fuckstick (fuhk-stik) -n. 1. an idiot, usually male. 2. the penis.
Put your fuckstick back in your pants and go make us breakfast.
Goddamned
Goddamned (god-dam-ed) -adv. 1. cursed as being contemptible or worthless 2. extremely.
And I would have gotten away with if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and their goddamned dog.
Taint
Taint (teynt) -n. the area between the anus and genitals; the perineum.
Your taint ain’t a bad place to stash your weed if you plan on smoking alone.
Multiorgasmic
Multiorgasmic (ȯr-ˈgaz-mik) -adj. experiencing several climactic releases of sexual tension one after another.
Is it too much to ask to get away to a little bed and breakfast and have multiorgasmic sex all weekend?
Laid
Laid (leyd) -v. to have sexual intercourse, past tense of lay.
I spent my teens trying to get laid, my twenties trying to get a girlfriend, my thirties trying to get married and my forties wishing I was a teenager again.
Dildo
Dildo (dil-doh) -n. 1. sex toy, often penis shaped, used to stimulate and penetrate the vagina or anus. 2. a stupid person, usually a male.
If you take your dildo on vacation, go ahead and check your luggage, trust me.
Cock tease
Cock (kok) -n. 1. male organ of copulation and urination. 2. an overconfident jerk.
That cock in the red tie just cut to the front of the line and tries to slip the maître d’ a ten-dollar bill.
Pussy
Pussy (poos-ee) -n. 1. the female genitals 2. a weak, timid, wimpy man.
I learned a lot from my Father after the Alzheimer’s set in; I still live by his dying words, “God bless pussy.”
Balloons
Balloons (buh-loons) -n. large tits.
Ever since the boob job, I can’t titty fuck Melissa without worrying that I’m gonna pop those $4,000 balloons.