January 2011
31 posts
1 tag
Bitch ass
Bitch ass (bich as) -n. a timid, intimidated or subordinate person; a man who acts like a pussy. Get your bitch ass over here and apologize for hogging that champagne.
Jan 1st
December 2010
10 posts
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Poontang
Poontang (poon-tang) -n. 1. pussy. 2. sexual intercourse with a woman. I’ll never make it as a rapper, I can’t think of anything besides “dang” that rhymes with poontang.
Dec 23rd
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Vibrator
Vibrator (vahy-brey-ter) -n. a sex toy that features an electric motor that causes it to oscillate very rapidly. We gave my college roommate her first vibrator for her birthday and she didn’t leave her room for the rest of the semester.
Dec 21st
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Lesbo
Lesbo (lez-boh) -n. a lesbian, a woman who is sexually attracted to women. Not only is Dale a chauvinist pig, he swears every girl who rejects him must be a total lesbo.
Dec 17th
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Infantilism
Infantilism (in-fuh n-tl-iz-uh m) -n. fetish characterized by the desire to wear diapers and be treated as a baby often including being disciplined by a mother figure. I had never heard of infantilism, but then I caught Dave sucking his thumb one night and next thing you know I’m spanking his diapered ass.
Dec 16th
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Virgin
Virgin (vur-jin) -n. a person who has never engaged in penetrative sexual intercourse. Cindy’s personal anthem is “Like A Virgin” because she thinks anal doesn’t count.
Dec 14th
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Cooter
Cooter (koo-ter) -n. pussy. After last call, Dale made a generous offer to go down on any cooter left in the bar.
Dec 14th
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Orgy
Orgy (awr-jee) -n. a sexual encounter between more than three people; group sex. When these girls at the bar invited me to an after-party, I expected an orgy but it turned out to be some kind of sick surprise bible study.
Dec 11th
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Fucker
Fucker (fuhk-er ) –n. an annoying or insignificant person. That little fucker in the back office actually thinks I give a fuck what he thinks.
Dec 8th
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Load
Load (lohd) -n. semen, ejaculate. My girl wants so much foreplay that I nearly blow my load before I can even get the condom on.
Dec 2nd
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Love tunnel
Love tunnel (luhv tuhn-l) -n. the vagina. You’d think that owning a convertible would get me the green light into her love tunnel.
Dec 1st